You probably drive your lazy ass to the grocery store and the mall to do all your shopping.
You probably also drive thru the parking lots like Jeff Gordon’s all mighty bastard son.
Those are probabilities that are probably true, might as well be.
Then with your fucking shopping cart, while I’m standing off to the side with an employee while were looking for a product, you just have to brush against me and say, “I need to go there.”
No you don’t, you fuck twat. You are a capable male. Your cart doesn’t need to go exactly where I’m standing.
You probably then go home and sit on your chauvinist capable ass and degrade your wife.
You’re probably the beast that ripped that new device from that lady’s hand on Black Friday too.
Fuck you Middle American male ego ape shit head.
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Do you kiss your mother with that rant?
It’s amazing that 89% of all women are sexually attracted to this male behavior.
Does that mean no date?
This is what happens when someone wants you to move? You create this strange fantasy then post it to I,A?? Being in a society means the occasional brush with an inconsiderate person. Get over yourself.
Sounds like the average Orygun native to me.
With your assumptions and all about which you are clearly fantasizing, I would have to guess you were just being an asshole blocking the aisle.
Instead of “excuse me” I have begun saying “no fatties”