This is another one of those videos where a TV reporter on a live shot loses his shit for reasons unknown. You’ve seen this kind of thing before, and the real action doesn’t start until the :51 mark. But it’s worth watching because of this…

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Followed by this…

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Classic.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OIcGzwKG8-Y

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)