In related news, I refuse to believe that this is real.

Via AICN.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=tuybFsXr0HQ%26hl%3Den%26fs%3D1%26rel%3D0

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.

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  1. I couldn’t make it all the way through that one. Casper Van Dien is trying to sell that thing SO HARD, and it’s just so…so creepy, actually. Especially since he’s portraying a character from one of the most violent movies in the last 15 years.

    “Violence is a big problem. UNLESS IT’S AGAINST A FUCKING BUG. KILL ALL THE BUGS. IS YOUR KID A BUG? BEAT THAT FUCKING BUG RIGHT FUCKING OUT OF HIS CHILDISH ASS.”

    It’s like having Mickey Rourke as Marv doing a PSA against Domestic Violence.

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