This Week on Television

THURSDAY, MARCH 30

8:00 NBC WILL & GRACE

Britney Spears guest stars as a right-wing Republican Christian. (Surprised?)

8:00 WB SMALLVILLE

Lex tries to split up Lana and Clark by tempting him with a sweet piece of booty (not his own).

8:00 WB SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST

Debut! Rich kids and poor kids team up to see if they can work together. BOOOO, rich kids!

9:30 MTV2 WONDER SHOWZEN

Season Premiere! The naughtiest kids’ show in the world returns for another hilarious season! Recommended!

9:00 SCI SS DOOMTROOPER—Movie

(2006) Nazi scientists pull the meanest April Fool’s joke ever—creating a race of super soldiers to invade America!

10:00 VH1 SO NOTORIOUS

Debut! Tori Spelling (90210) returns in this funny sitcom about life as a failed teen star!

10:00 HBO BIG LOVE

Don’t miss this smart, sexy soap about a poor, fallen Mormon with three wives. It’s the polygamiest!

9:00 FOX 24

Jack runs off half-cocked in a desperate attempt to capture that evil prick Peter Weller!

10:30 MTV CALL TO GREATNESS

Debut! More jackassery from MTV as a busload of daredevils set out to break the most ridiculous records in the book.

9:00 WB PEPPER DENNIS

Debut! Sexy Rebecca Romijn stars as a reporter working her way up the corporate ladder. My prediction: four weeks until cancellation.

9:00 CBS THE UNIT

Don’t miss this hilariously bad military drama written by David Mamet! Boo-yah!

9:00 UPN VERONICA MARS

Weevil finally asks for Veronica’s help in solving the murder of his pal Felix.

9:00 ABC LOST

The prisoner reveals secrets about the bunker, making Locke feel like a big, dumb jerk.