GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY! It’s the perfect time to catch up on some of the great reporting and stories the Mercury churned out this week! (PRO TIP: If you despise being “the last to know,” then be one of the first to know by signing up for Mercury newsletters! All the latest stories shipped directly to your email’s in-box… and then… YOUR HEAD.)

β€’Β Shoofly Vegan Bakery Employees Locked Out After Disputes With New Owner

Staff say paychecks were late twice in a row, and the cafe’s new owner abruptly canceled all wholesale delivery contracts with local cafes. Employees recently voted to unionize. Now they want to buy the business.

Courtney Vaughn

β€’Β POP QUIZ PDX!

This week’s trivia includes: the Real ID deadline, dumbass ideas from dingbat Republicans, and everything you know about the area’s newest fast food sexpot, Jollibee! (See how well you score!)

Courtesy Jollibee

β€’ Advocates, Transit Agencies Say Oregon Legislators’ Transportation Package Proposal Falls ShortΒ 

With public transit and safety programs on the line, Democrats are under pressure to find more funding. A gas tax increase and higher registration fees could be part of the solution.

Taylor Griggs

β€’ Going Deep on Bottoming for Jesus

Michael Holt’s first solo show, “Bottoming for Jesus,” is both “a send up and a love letter” to his years as a closeted gay in the Mormon Church.

Courtesy of the artist

β€’Β Mercury Music Picks

Big release energy this week in Mercury Music Picksβ€”both Grails and Alien Boy droppin’ new albums like they’re hot. Plus lots more! πŸ₯΅

Photo by Jonathan Sielaff

β€’Β Councilor Mitch Green Suggests Borrowing Money from PCEF to Fund Parks

Councilor Mitch Green is the latest Portland leader to suggest leveraging clean energy fund dollars for other budget woes. In a plan released today, Green proposed the city take out a short-term loan from unspent PCEF funds to pay for parks programs on the chopping block in next year’s budget.

Sean Bascom

β€’ Film Review: BjΓΆrk’s Cornucopia Is What a Concert Film Should Be

BjΓΆrk’s new concert film Cornucopia is powerful, feminine, and emotionally cleansing. Sacred music and visuals for trying times 🌸

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β€’ THE TRASH REPORT

This week: More Trumpy blunders, the Luigi Mangione musical, and E.T. the “sex-terrestrial”?

Courtesy Universal Pictures/Amblin Entertainment

β€’ HEAR IN PORTLAND

The Queen of Hear In Portland, Jenni Moore sings the praises of fellow Portland queens Esperanza Spalding and Karma Riveraβ€”along with Bronx rapper Coco Jonesβ€”in this week’s column. πŸ‘‘β 

Photo by Holly Andres

β€’Β Album Review: Slowing Down with elijah jamal asani

The new album by Portland’s elijah jamal asani contains multitudes: the earth, the sky, the body. Our Robert Ham wandered Mount Tabor with the artist to catch his frequencies.

Courtesy of the artist.

β€’ Savage Love

Get the smartest advice for your horniest sex problems answered lickety-split in this edition of Savage Love “Quickies!”

Joe Newton

WOW, THAT IS A LOT OF GOOD READIN’. I hope you didn’t have any other plans this weekend! Dig in, and remember: Producing all this hard work costs moolahβ€”so please consider contributing to the Mercury to keep it all coming! Thanks!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)