In a move surprising no one, President Obama has thrown his support behind his former secretary of state, presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton (every time I type those words, I get a little thrill, because it took literally hundreds of years!). Don’t worry, though, he says nice things about Bernie Sanders too:
He sure does sound like a kind of annoyed dad.
“I don’t think there’s ever been someone so qualified to hold this office,” quoth POTUS, going on to add this delightful aside: “I say this as someone who had to debate her more than 20 times.”
Meanwhile, Joe Biden wrote an incredible open letter to the survivor of the Stanford rape case.
I have to say, I LOVE the lame-duck Obama administration. I’m gonna miss these weirdos.
Nice!!! I’m getting the feeling that in five months, we’re gonna have a hell of a party!
Yup, an “Anybody But Trump” party. I don’t think many Democrats, myself included, will be celebrating 4-8 years of Hillary. We’ll just be celebrating 4-8 fewer years of Trump.
Nope. Trump is the man. Hillary is psychotic.
If I start holding my nose and chanting the mantra “President Donald J. Trump” now, I should be able to cast my vote for Clinton in November, but I’ll probably need to bathe in Purell for at least an hour afterwards.
I’m sure the people of Libya, Syria, Palestine, Iraq, and Honduras are having a great big old party right now. Not that they are invited to our big vagina party anyway.