In line with the very surreal nature of the upcoming presidential election, Republican candidate/village idiot Ted Cruz told voters in South Carolina on Tuesday that he wouldn’t provide gluten-free ready-to-eat meals to the military:
“The last thing any commander should need to worry about is the grades he is getting from some plush-bottomed Pentagon bureaucrat—or providing gluten-free MREs,” Cruz said.
“It is time for America to once again prioritize a strong, advanced and robust military,” he added, clearly not understanding that a military with the debilitating squirts is incapable of being any of those things.
For more info on how the gluten-free diet IS NOT left-wing sedition or a mere food fad, check out our article in this week’s issue.
You mean Republican Candidate/village idiot/former Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz
What a coincidence. I associate Ted Cruz with “Sociopath Asshole”.
Campy Draper are you sure that was not Ted K? Maybe they partnered up. Is he going to stop issuing lightweight clothing because you know climate change is a big commie conspiracy? Time will tell
Man, Cruz really does have a “punchable” face.
While I abhor Cruz, he is completely correct on this matter.
It shouldn’t be hard to find material out there which actually makes him look bad though, the guy is a tool.
Wait a sec, did you Morgan actually site an article you yourself wrote as proof that a gluten free diet isn’t a fad?
Wow, rather tacky, wouldn’t you agree?