WHAT'S UP, SMART STUFF? It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, there are so many buttholes: butthole politicians, butthole companies, butthole domestic terrorists... hope you know a lot about buttholes! 😀 🥝
But before we continue... HOW DID YOU DO ON THE PREVIOUS QUIZ? Ye gods, you people are smart! And oh crap! In our subjective question about which former Taylor Swift boyfriend you'd like to smooch, I was barely edged out by half a percentage point by Jake Gyllenhaal! (Honestly, I'd rather smooch him too. 😘)
OKAY, TIME FOR A NEW QUIZ! Take this week's quiz below, take our previous pop quizzes here, and come back next week for a brand spankin' new quiz! (Having a tough time answering this quiz? It's probably because you aren't getting Mercury newsletters! HINT! HINT!) Now crank up that cerebellum, because it's time to get BRAINY!
