Okay, so I've never had good luck in love. Not for a lack of trying, though. One day in '08( pre-app era) i try internet dating. I found someone, and take her to the Montage. Things are good. Conversation is flowing, she's laughing, I'm charming. When before the entree shows up, guess who walks in the front door? The ex-boyfriend. No, you can't make this stuff up. Here's where i make this story a betting game.Its not what you think, it's far worse. No, he didn't fight me nor did he even acknowledge my presence. Done guessing? The guy proposed right then and there. Downside of a communal dining restaurant, is that you have no privacy making awkward situations worse. The applause is deafening. Me? I'm just embarrassed and angry that i had paid for the meal already!