It’s probably not a good idea to waste too much of your time wondering “why” someone would do this. Let’s just all thank our non-existent gods that the internet is around to capture amazing moments such as this guy who high dives off his jail cell bunk bed into a toilet full of shit. (There’s a metaphor for life somewhere in here… I’ll get Sartre to work on it.)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

2 replies on “New Olympic Sport: Jail Cell Bunk Bed High Diving!”

  1. He probably thought he’d slide right down and be transported to a magical land of pipes and mushrooms and flowers that make you shoot fireballs. This is why video games are Destroying America™!

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