HEY! HEEEEEYYYY!!! Stupid Puppy Bowl puppies! Shouldn’t you be doing something? You know, other than sleeping or perhaps just waking up long enough to momentarily chew on another puppy’s ear before falling back asleep? Like… oh, I don’t know… practicing for the PUPPY BOWL (Sunday, Feb 3, 3 pm)?? It’s just a little over a week away, you goddamn puppy idiots!! Who’s coaching this goddamn team??? WAKE UP THESE FUCKING STUPID, STUPID PUPPIES, or I’m going to be forced to watch and scream at this livestream of stupid fucking Puppy Bowl puppies all stupid fucking day!!!
WAKE UP, YOU STUPID PUPPY BOWL PUPPIES!!!
