A guide for the city’s scariest newcomers.
newcomers
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How to Apologize for Being a Monster
A Guide to Saying You’re Sorry for Frightening This Formerly Wonderful City with Your Presence
A guide to saying you’re sorry for frightening this formerly wonderful city with your presence.
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Stop Riding the Bus Wrong, Monsters!
Monsters Are Terrible at Riding the Bus!
Monsters are terrible at riding the bus!
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Welcome to Portland!
A Guide for the Newcomers to Town
An indispensable guide for anyone who’s new to Portland.
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One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
The ultimate list of celebs who should move to Portland!
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Everything as Fuck
Hello, Newcomer, Goodbye
Welcome to Portland! Now, move to LA.
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Bicycle Death Traps
Hey, new cyclist! Avoid these roads at all costs.
Hey, new cyclist! Avoid these roads at all costs.
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Letters to the Editor
“Douchebags who destroy Portland… one microbrew growler at a time.”
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Everything as Fuck
Somewhere Else
Stop getting so mad at newcomers, oldcomer.