This just in: Leo DiCaprio NOT raped by bear.
Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage Leaves Fun Behind
Left Behind: Jesus and Nicolas Cage, together at last.
One Day at a Time
This week in nerd squirts: Nude photos of Scarlett Johansson!
One Day at a Time
This week’s lesson: “Your Penis Looks Gross, and No One Wants to See It.”
One Day at a Time
Scarlett Johansson: Sexy, even when changing colostomy bags!
DRVAGRY
Twenty-nine things you should know about Nicolas Cage’s Drive Angry.
An Unholy Mess
Season of the Witch is inane and nonsensical. It also features zombie monks!
Abracadabra!
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice is loud, clunky, hammy, and fun.
I’m Staying Home: Mercury Video Picks
Spend some time with the magical, magnificent wizards of cinema! By which we mean literal wizards.
Hero Complex
Kick-Ass is fun and all, but it really shoulda been called Hit-Girl.
Astrology 101
Astro Boy Is Asimov for the K-6 set.
