Justin Bieber’s dad really admires his son’s penis.
scientology
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Two nuns vs. Katy Perry: Who ya got?!
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Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps. Wait, do they make designer food stamps?
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Gwyneth Paltrow: A “common woman”… just like you!
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Jaden and Willow Smith explain the universe.
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Lots of liars, and the lies they lie!
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Celebrities with bandanas over your face: WE RECOGNIZE YOU, IDIOT.
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The loathsome Dr. Phil gives the loathsome Chris Brown a run for his money!
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Amanda Bynes’ new “cocktail” and Katy Perry’s “unfortunate tits.”
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
“That upper-middle-class sound of elitist college rock bands.”
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Amanda Bynes and Justin Bieber insult various presidents; Adam Sandler guzzles deer urine.
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Kim Kardashian gives Paris a case of the herpes.
