Before KATU has a chance to recreate it, we have video from the cops from the bike vs.car story earlier today: The two witnesses were able to get out of the way, but Rehnberg ended up on the hood of the suspect’s car. With the victim hanging on to the suspect’s windshield wipers, the suspect […]
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Got Herpes? Want to Teleport?
Many of us suffer from genital herpes — and by “us” I mean “you” and not “me.” However, now there’s a great new PILL on the market that not only allegedly cures herpes (but most probably doesn’t), it also provides another very useful, and kind of horrifying side effect. Check out the following hilarious infomercial […]
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Bike-on-Motorist Fight!!! Dramatic Recreation!!!
So Brian Barker from KATU was out in the parking lot at lunchtime, “dramatically recreating” Sunday night’s bike-on-motorist assault that’s making the news. Needless to say our mature Mercury staffers decided to help with the efficiency of this process, using an air horn. But then, we realized, KATU doesn’t know shit about dramatically recreating events. […]
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New Webisode from The Office
Unless you happen to really love watching Wipeout — there’s really not a lot of fun stuff on TV this summer. That’s why I’m happy that NBC is producing some new mini webisodes starring the peeps from The Office! The first debuted today and features Oscar and Kevin and Kevin’s huge gambling debts. Enjoy!
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Getting Screwed at the Grocery Store
No, I’m not talking about cruising for sex in the cereal aisle. However, when you bend over to reach that box of Cheerios on the bottom shelf, General Mills is taking the opportunity to have their way with your wallet. You may not even know it, until you get that creepy “I’ve been used” feeling […]
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Good Morning, News!
Iran test fired more missiles overnight to prove they can defend themselves against an attack from our country. Awww… now that’s adorable. President Bush is salivating over the new bill handed to him on a silver platter yesterday by the Senate, which grants immunity to telecommunication companies that helped spy on Americans suspected of terrorism. […]
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Five Most Awkward Kool-Aid Ads!
Hat tips to Liquid Generation for putting together this funny compilation of the most AWKWARD Kool-Aid advertisements ever! OH, YEAH!!
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I Dare You to Try to Avoid Batman.
In a frenzy, fans have bought so many late-night tickets for the July 18 opening of the next Batman movie that theaters in places like San Diego, Chicago, and even Eagan, Minn., are scheduling 6 a.m. screenings for those who can’t get in at midnight or 3 in the morning. Movie theaters have sometimes opened […]
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Braille Gets His Video Game Grind On
Local emcee Braille has landed a pretty sweet licensing deal with the folks at the monolithic sports video game company, EA. His track “The IV” soundtracks the new trailer for NBA Live 09, which highlights the pathetic flopping talents of cover model, and scruffy French hoops icon, Tony Parker. Not exactly my first pick for […]
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Is that a Snake in Your Pants?
Like the acting and convoluted storylines of “porn,” but hate the “sex”? Then have I got a video for you! Check out the SFW opening scene of this porn movie, which involves a creepy professor, a Barbie doll from Hungary and two gigantic snakes: one in the tree, and one… well, you can probably guess. […]