In case you’ve been looking for an iPhone app that allows you to cause the skirts of cute Japanese girls to fly up in the air… well, you’re in luck. Because now (sigh) there’s an app for that. So when are they gonna create an app that makes a phone scream, “CALL THE POLICE! I’M BEING CARRIED AROUND BY A POTENTIAL RAPIST!!”
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wonder if this will work on my G-1.