Me? I’m not a big Doctor Who fan. However, I know many of you are… which means you’ve all got a lot of ‘splainin’ to do! WHAT’S UP WITH DOCTOR WHO REFUSING TO KILL HITLER?? In the trailer for the upcoming episode entitled, “Let’s Kill Hitler,” it appears as if the Who team is doing the absolute OPPOSITE of killing Hitler… and actually SAVING Hitler! WTFISUWT?!?? (What the fuck is up with that?) Check it out.


I think this deserves a poll.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Z71r3HwfxPw

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

12 replies on “Doctor Who Saves Hitler?!? SCREW <i>YOU</i>, WHO!!!”

  1. THE DALEKS WOULD HAVE EXTERMINATED HITLER! THE DALEKS WOULD HAVE EXTERMINATED MUSSOLINI! THE DALEKS WOULD HAVE EXTERMINATED HIROHITO AND STALIN AND CHURCHILL AND ROOSEVELT AND DE GAULLE! WORLD WAR TWO WOULD HAVE BEEN OVER IN A WEEK IF THE DALEKS WERE INVOLVED! THE DALEKS REIGN SUPREME!

    ALSO, SHUT UP, VEGAN!!!

  2. Steve, if the Doctor killed Hitler (and I can’t believe that the Right Rev got to make the Daily Humphrey Correction instead of me) then everyone would be constantly harassing him…”go back and kill Stalin…kill Genghis Khan…kill Caligula…kill Moriarty…kill Iago…” HE’D NEVER HAVE A MOMENT FREE FOR FIGHTING EVIL PEPPER POTS, STARING WILDLY IN VARIOUS DIRECTIONS, OR FLIRTING WITH PEOPLE / OBJECTS / ENERGY FIELDS!

  3. I’ve watched every single episode of this show, some mutiple times, to prove my theory that this show is fucking lame and people who like it are idiots. Go back where you came from, Portland.

  4. Most likely the events surrounding WWII are one of the “unchangeable moments in history” where he is obligated to not interfere (or even go so far as to make sure it happens appropriately) like Pompeii and several others. If you need an explanation watch “The Fires of Pompeii” episode. The Doctor explains these sorts of events a bit.

    But then, you don’t like Who so you couldn’t have known about that.

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