As you oh-so-surely know, the best person in the entire world—umm, that would be ZACH MOTHERFREAKING GALIFIANAKIS, doy—will be hosting Saturday Night Live tomorrow night. While this is surely cause for celebration, it’s going to make waiting through today and tomorrow fucking TORTURE. That’s why I’d like to whet your whistle with a little pre-show Galifianakis from last night’s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. This sketch is delightfully effed in the head, and while you may pity the poor girl who is chosen by Zach, just remember—she was “the chosen one” and so will be ETERNALLY WORSHIPPED AS WELL!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
There is no “Too Far” for him and that is why he is a champion.
Love it!
When will Zach rescind the restraining order and come love me in the strange manner* I require of him?
*belly rubs