One of the abiding rules of submitting to the I, Anonymous Blog is NO REAL NAMES. However, I suppose there's no rule against HINTING VERY STRONGLY... especially when the subject of the submission is someone who has made quite a name for herself screwing over her husband's coffee company by making some very thoughtless comments against the #MeToo movement. That's just an example of course. Anyway, here's today's I, Anonymous Blog Quote o' the Day, called "Boom: Roasted."
Penthouse has given you a forum. Reason.com has given you a forum. Your company's own Twitter handle has given you a forum. Now the worst PSU student on the planet has given you a forum on a version of Gawker for stunted individuals who overestimate their intellect. You've been given ample opportunity to share your side of the story, and Portland has still opted out of buying what you're selling. You're running your spouse's business into the ground and you're making it increasingly reliant upon a segment of society that views the free market as paramount. There is no way this ends with your spouse's business still operating in Portland, or its products serving as much more than Libertarian paperweights. This city should've shunned you all the way back to Brooklyn when you exploited a family's tragedy to "own the libs." Now, after you gave a worried employee a copy of your book as a comfort object, you're seeing why her reaction to you is mirrored by so many people: Because we're horrified that someone with seemingly no self awareness can continue to exist here. Go home, and beg for your family's forgiveness.
"Boom: Roasted," indeed! Have you got a confession or rant you'd like to get off your chest? Then drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog, where sometimes it's okay to skirt around the rules a bit.
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