The Mercury's I, Anonymous Blog is a great place for your personal manifesto... especially if your manifesto might not be a top priority for other people. For example, check out this I, Anonymous Manifestoâą appropriately titled....
Why the Fuck Do We Bathe Every Morning?
Why? Why as a culture do we bathe in the morning? Let's be real: Weâre out doing nasty shit ALL DAY, so why arenât we washing out butts before we lay down? Thatâs icky, right? Walking around all day in bare feet or stinky shoes? Gross! Pooping after your morning shower? Nasty! Sitting at a computer funking yourself up all day? No, thank you! Just bathe at night, people! Then sleep soundly, surrounded by clean smelling sheets and the knowledge you are no longer disgusting. Fuck showering in the morning! Join the âshowering at nightâ revolution! âAnonymous
I think I'm going to continue showering in the morning, but thanks for sharing. HEY. Got a rant, confession, or low-level priority manifesto you'd like to share with the world? Drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blogâwhere if it's interesting enough, it could be chosen for our print edition, or featured in the live I, Anonymous Show! (The next one is Saturday, November 9 at the Pacific Crest Comedy Fest and along with host Kate Murphy, will feature comedian Steven Wilbur AND former I, Anonymous Show hosts Bri Pruett and Caitlin Weierhauser! YAYYYYY! Get your tickets now!)
