First of all, don't miss the hilarious I, Anonymous Show tonight (Wed March 4) at 7:30 pm at Curious Comedy Theater where we read the craziest, wackiest, and sometimes, most sensible submissions to the I, Anonymous Blog.... like this very topical one right here:

To all the people freaked out about the Corona virus for fuck's sake stop hoarding the goddamn toilet paper and rubbing alcohol. I cut my finger today and no, I didn't have rubbing alcohol at home because I just happened to move into a new place and had gotten rid of a lot of old stuff.
Sadly, I wish I had that bottle of rubbing alcohol that sat on my shelves collecting dust for 7 years. Now I can't even go and buy toilet paper to wipe my ass or some Isopropyl alcohol to clean a wound from an accidental cut in the kitchen. ( I could have used vodka but that's besides the point)
Calm the fuck down people. Wash your hands like you always should and stop preventing people that could have extreme matters on their hands from needing the things that they need to survive by wiping the stores clean across the city.

See? You can find good advice on the I, Anonymous Blog (along with a bunch of nonsensical and angry rants). Got something to get off your chest? Drop it into the I, Anonymous Blog—where strong opinions are hoarded like gold.