Kalah Allen
I WAS a good girlfriend. I listened to you talk about yourself and talk about yourself and talk about yourself. I was the blowjob queen, and I overlooked your belching hobby and the phlegm collection you kept in my sink. I was a fucking fool. I wasted nearly seven months with your smarmy looks that were meant to be cute, your cheesy texts that were meant to be cute, and your horrible kisses. Your decent dick kept me optimistic and distracted… you tricked me real good! But juggling multiple women is not your forte. You got caught, and now you will pay….