Wait… WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO MEEEEEE???

fuck breaking bad
fuck mad men
fuck the walking dead
fuck overly dramatic hour long bullshit
breaking bad? tim watley makes the same fucking face for an hour.
it’s mush programming for morons.
the same people who like it watched entourage
fuck it

But… but… but… I only watched maybe four… okay, fine… 12 episodes of Entourage! OH NEVER MIND. If you have a rant or confession you’d like to share with the world, please submit it to the I, Anonymous Blog—it’s like mush programming for morons!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)