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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!

Wm. Steven HumphreyNovember 19, 2013 2:59 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:54 pm

Note to I, Anonymous Blog readers: The following submission is not about ME!

We all like decent crossdressers. You, sir, are not one. You are a manipulative fetishmonger masquerading as a victimized queer, which I hope you someday realize is a huge insult to true victimized queers and honorable fetishists.

YES, I MAY BE A FESTISHMONGER… but my crossdressing is of the highest caliber. Soooo… NOT ME. Anyway, do you have a rant or confession to share with the world? Send it to the I, Anonymous Blog—home of manipulative fetishmongers of all varieties.

Wm. Steven Humphrey

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

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