In this juicy I, Anonymous Blog post, a person feels forced to kick his roomie out of the house. Why?

You want to know why we basically paid you off to leave? YOU BROUGHT A BEE HIVE INTO OUR GARAGE.

I’m pretty sure the Craigslist ad said, “No pets.” Anyway, that’s not the only terrible thing this terrible roommate did. Read the rest here, and if you have a complaint/rant/confession you’d like to share with the world, drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—where we keep angry badgers in our garage.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)