Ummm…. YIPES.

On Friday, I saw a man swing his fist at his girlfriend’s face through her car window. I saw the woman peel out in her car with her baby in the back. But, she threw the car in reverse and aimed to hit the man several times. The man picked up a cinder block and held it over his head aiming for the back of the car. I saw their baby screaming and looking up at the father through the glass. I jumped out of my girlfriend’s car and yelled at them to stop. They kept fighting like sick animals. I am insulting animals. So wrapped up in their own bullshit they thought nothing about the damage they were doing to their kid. But my favorite part is the two fucking enabling women who ran up to my girlfriend and me and attacked us for trying to stop them. They pounded on our car and screamed at my girlfriend. “She can advocate for herself! You are making it worse by calling the cops!”

There’s much more to this terrifying story… read the rest here. In the meantime, drop off your rants and confessions in the I, Anonymous Blog—where sometimes all you can say is “YIPES.”

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)