Okay, so this isn’t so much of a “quote” as it is a “request.” Look, I know I may have alienated some of you who regularly submit to the I, Anonymous Blog because I put a two-month moratorium on all “I hate you bicyclists so much!” posts. HOWEVER! I did not put a moratorium on all traffic-related posts. That’s why I’m asking anyone who’s been affected by the man who walks 5,000 ducks down the middle of a busy street in China to please write in with their complaints and/or confessions. Watch all about it here:

Now write all about it here. The I, Anonymous Blog: Rants and confessions from around the globe—and your own backyard.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)