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The I, Anonymous Blog Quote o’ the Day!

Wm. Steven HumphreySeptember 24, 2012 3:14 pmJuly 12, 2022 8:46 pm

Normally I would publish a quote from the best I, Anonymous blog submission of the day… but in this case, I think the headline will suffice.

Don’t Rub CD’s On Your Pubes, Please

Explanation here, and after reading it be sure to drop off your own confession or rant—just don’t… you know… rub it on anything.

Wm. Steven Humphrey

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

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