Waitasecond… you did WHAT? And then he did WHAT??

To the douchebag jaywalking on Hawthorne during rush hour: You sashayed across the street on a red light, and I revved my engine at you (my light had just turned green) as you delayed me on my way to a business that I was trying to reach before they closed. Your response was to hurl your cup of coffee on my car.

There’s a lot of “wrong” going on in this post. Who’s the most wrongest? Weigh in with your own opinion, and while you’re visiting the I, Anonymous Blog drop off one of your own examples of “wrong” rants or “wrong” confessions!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)