Some people collect comics—others collect human hearts. (That’s me.) But this person has a very particular collecting hobby, as you will read in this I, Anonymous Blog submission entitled “Clippings.”

About ten years ago, I started saving my finger and toenail clippings. At first I put them in an old dixie cup but when that got too full, I doubled down and kept it going, putting them into a larger mason style jar. Well now, that jar is almost full.

I’ve contemplated through the years of what to do with them….

Trust me when I say, HE HAS SOME IDEAS. Read the rest of this post here, and if you have a rant or confession you’d like to share with the world, drop it off in the I, Anonymous Blog—where your most terrible thoughts are collected in a digital mason jar.

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)