LOCK UP YOUR CATS! Marjorie touched on this anonymous tip from a Vancouver resident in her post about a stabbed dog found in Woodlawn Park. Over on the I, Anonymous Blog, one of our northern neighbors claims to have found their cat, Baby, stabbed in the stomach. What the hell, people? Nobody stabs Baby in the corner!

Baby is loving and trusting and the youngest of the herd. As hard as this is to deal with, what scares me most is that we have yet another budding psychopath in our midst.

Poor Baby! Poor stabbed puppy! It’s time to turn all the hatred that churns over on the (schadenfreudian) I, Anonymous Blog and direct it onto the Metro Pet Stabber. Hunt that sick-o down, people of Blogtown.

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Mercury copy chief and appreciator of the most sophisticated form of comedy: PUNS!