Portland girls: I love it when you invite me for a sleepover, you are beautiful and sexy. What's not sexy is when your cat crawls up on the bed, tracking shit from the litter box and whatever else he has been into outside during the day. I know he lounges all over the bed throughout the day and its pretty nasty to think thats where I lay my head after we make love. Be a sensible pet owner and a considerate sex partner and make the bed off limits for your pet.