I like you , I really do. You are very sweet and I love the fact that you frequent my restaurant a couple of times a week. You have a great appetite and always eat everything you are served. Being a small restaurant and in this tough economy I wear many hats at work and one of them is janitor. As much as I appreciate your business...I wish that just once you would leave with the food you just consumed still in you. Or at the very least put forth a little more effort wiping the toilet down after you ram your fucking finger down your throat leaving your lunch behind.
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