I have had it with you, Portland women. Everywhere I have been in this country the females are better looking and ten times more friendly and approachable. You all seem to be so caught up in being Queen of the Average Looking that you actually have started to believe you are all that. You are not. Sorry every boy in Asshole, Indiana never gave you a second look. Maybe he would have if you did not dress like you lost your eyesight and maybe put down the beer and pot. Oh yeah, I have a girlfriend. She's from the burbs and likes to eat at Red Robin. So have fun with your smack-addict boyfriends. I won't miss you.
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