Guess what I got in the mail! You’ve been measured, sliced and diced, thrown in the fire, grilled, and served. Now- (Turn postcard over) Have a burrito on us.
Yep. That’s the way this company thought they should tell their prospective employees that they were denied for employment.
Where is the joke? So I didn’t get their min+tips job. Fine, fair enough. But this postcard is so inappropriate. I put time and energy into the interview process and I don’t need the consolatory prize of a free burrito. Does the company really expect me to walk into their establishment and show my denial of employment for a burrito? It’s humiliating. They could have saved postmark and just sent me the obligatory email of “thanks, but no thanks” just like how I sent the email “Hey, I know it wasn’t an awesome interview, here is my last ditch effort, thanks for the time”. I don’t appreciate being mocked.
“I don’t appreciate being mocked”
You sure came to the right place. Hey, maybe instead of rolling burritos, you should go roll a doob ya fucking Nancy.
If you don’t want that free burrito coupon, I’ll take it.
You know what’s more humiliating than bringing that card in for your free “employment-denied” burrito? Working there.
So you’re saying that if I waste everyone’s time by applying there, they’ll give me a free burrito? Deal.
I’d imagine handing the coupon to an employee who actually got the the job could be a bit embarrassing.
Just think, you could’ve gotten a free pint if you’d applied at a blood bank.
I WILL TAKE YOUR BURRITO.
How rude.
I think it’s more humiliating to not hear anything at all… being totally dismissed without thought. Not only did you get a response to your app but you get lunch.
It’s not so much the burrito, its the annoying jingle about how the person failed to pass the test. It’s an awkward response.
wow. jobs must be scarce in portland! Better move to seattle.
Anyway, sounds like the kind of cutesy shit Taco Del Mar would do. It was them, wasn’t it?
Sounds more like Chipotle to me for some reason, damn I could go for that free burrito right about now.
Not only do they not hire you, they offer you a free case of dysentary. How classy.
You can’t get a job at a burrito joint, and Honey Boo Boo is rakin’ in the cash.
Makes you think, huh?
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