I WILL SAY THIS ONCE: JUST BECAUSE YOU OWN A CADILLAC DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN DRIVE LIKE AN ASSHOLE. AND TO BE CLEAR-THE WAY YOU CUT ACROSS 3 LANES OF OPPOSING TRAFFIC TO DIVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO SLAM-I REPEAT SLAM- ON MY BRAKES AND SKID TO A STOP MILLIMETERS FROM THE SIDE OF YOUR PRECIOUS VEHICLE QUALIFIES YOU AS A GRADE A #1 SUPER ASSHOLE. I WOULD LIKE TO NOTIFY YOU FURTHER,...RICH DOUCHE, THAT HAD I MANAGED TO BE LESS AWESOME DURING THIS CLUSTERFUCK YOU CAUSED AND HAD ACTUALLY HIT YOUR CAR NOTHING WOULD HAVE SAVED YOU FROM THE GENERAL PATTON-LIKE ASS REAMING I WOULD HAVE GIVEN YOU WHEN EXCHANGING INSURANCE INFORMATION. SO, FUCK YOU CADILLAC OWNER AND YOU'RE WELCOME. I JUST SAVED YOU FROM THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE

P.S. THE PANCAKES AT HALE'S AREN'T WORTH THE SPEED YOU PUT INTO GETTING INTO THE PARKING LOT. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR MEAL YOU DICK.