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Friday, November 2, 2012

Yes, You Do Have Neighbors and We Can Hear You!

Posted by Anonymous on Fri, Nov 2, 2012 at 12:51 PM

Dear upstairs neighbors,

Has it ever occurred to you that there are other people who live in your building? Has it ever occurred to you that the people who live in your building can hear you? My guess is that had not occurred to you, dude. This must be your first apartment.

Since you moved in, there has been a storm of noise from your apartment. You stomp up the stairs, walk around at all hours in your boots or heals, and despite living in your apartment for almost 3 months, you continue to hammer things into the walls almost every day. You can't even check your mail quiely. You are constantly yelling, slamming, throwing and annoying those around you. Also, you park like an asshole.

Do you have an elephant? Have you installed a bowling alley up there? Did you get a new pogo stick?

Please, take a moment to consider those around you. Perhaps, just for a minute, think about your neighbors and SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Have some respect. Or, move back in with mommy.

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