From my back porch I can see you two a few houses down. Putting peanuts on the road around rush time. The squirrels get pegged off, you shovel them into a bucket and then dissapear. What the hell are you two doing with all those dead squirrels? Taxidermy? Pot pies? Don't get me wrong, I'm all about it. It's just when I finally get my pants and shoes on to go investigate, you are both either gone or biking away.
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