Yes, Dick Head, there are other people waiting to fill their cup at the drink fountain. Did you notice? Not likely since you’re so fucking focused on tapping the dispenser over and over to max out your cup. What is it with rude idiots like you, who never seem to get that we’re not all on 3 hour lunch breaks with nothing to fucking do except get as much soda for free as possible. I wouldn’t even be standing behind your ass if the water dispenser wasn’t part of the same machine. And while you’re filling your cup, shut the fuck up. A line is forming because you’re busy blabbing and bogarting the entire machine. You can’t seem to figure out how to move aside so two people can use two fountains. Do you need 3 days worth of soda anyway? Just put some fucking soda in the cup and move.
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