To the bitch who saw fit to almost hit me this morning at SE 32nd and Powell - I hope you enjoy the big Doc Martin boot sized dent in your back passenger door. You were clearly in tooo big a hurry to even stop and confront me. Had my daughter been with me or had you been about a centemeter closer we would be discussing this with the Police not I, Anonymous. In case you California fucks didn't realize, we take traffic laws seriously here especially in a school zone which is where you chose to attempt to blast a yellow light. I have your License plate number and will be contacting your insurance company so they can be made aware of your driving habits. I hope your claim goes well to get that dent removed.
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