So you're offended by the mattress behind our fence, behind the bushes, in our backyard? ...and the trash behind the bushes in our front yard? ... and the overhanging branches by the sidewalk? Well, sir or mam, I am offended by you're inability to tell us to our faces! How do you have so much time on your hands to waste making aesthetic judgements of other people's property, while have so little of a spine as to send an anonymous inspector our way instead of complaining yourself. YOU, faceless yard-judge, are the real nuisance.
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