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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Look Here, Fucking Maintenance Man…

Posted by Anonymous on Tue, Mar 19, 2013 at 2:55 PM

I appreciate the heads up regarding both (the only two) restrooms in our office building being broke, but then you left. You haven’t been back all day. Before you came in asking to borrow paper for the out of order sign, I had consumed three 16.9 oz bottles of H2O, and two cups of coffee. I also know, that you know, most of the employee’s that work in our office building are male, and finding a tree outside isn’t hard. I have a VAGINA, I don’t pee well on fucking trees!

You promised this was going to be an easy fix…
Fuck me, I have to pee so bad! I hope you look up, the exact moment a bird shits!

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