I get that people go right on a red, but it doesn’t mean I have to. And, I get that there was no one in the cross walk. But that doesn’t mean that there wasn’t a really good looking half naked jogger lady, coming right towards us who wanted to utilize the last 15 seconds of it.

You need to stop and smell the roses, boner buddy.

Had we been in synchronized hot lady jogger stare, then me not going wouldn’t have affected you. It’s 55 degrees outside, and she was wearing a white sports bra, with obviously nothing under it except D’s and sweat. We’ve all seen Baywatch, and we all know why they slow motioned the theme song. We’ll go in just a fucking second, let the Coug cross!