You culinary students of Portland. Why do you wear your class uniform on your way to and from your "school"?
You look like a fucking clown.
Your 40K degree will take you probably like 20 years to pay off(with 4.5% interest that's about 250 A MONTH!
Good luck with that. Maybe pack those chef pants and clogs in a backpack so I can stop laughing hysterically out loud when you pass.
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