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Saturday, June 8, 2013

I Applaud the Effort, But...

Posted by Anonymous on Sat, Jun 8, 2013 at 1:01 PM


I love you. We all love you. Which is why we forgave you when the Roman sandals trend returned this year, but for crying out loud you're also repeating last year's disaster of the Latina hooker-heel wedge shoes again? They're basically the footwear equivalent of a tramp stamp, and worse than that is how awkward many of you walk in them. "High fashion" (using that term quite loose here) is for those who can own the look without looking like it's killing them. If you can't rock those platform hooker wedges without walking like a hobbling granny holding in a 5lb shit brick then don't try rocking them period. The look you're going for is not being achieved.

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