Many months back. I responded to your ad: A Lesbian couple looking for a suitor, to help procreate a child for you.
I was really just looking to get laid.
We hooked up and did the deed twice at first, many weeks later, no baby.
We went at it again a few more times and I definitely did my best to blast off all my batter for y'all.
It was awesome. Your lady sat in on the final session and it got super erotic/trippy. It has provided me with enough fodder for life.
Still, no baby.
I got fixed a few years back but I couldn't tell you and pass up on such an erotic endeavor. It was the best sex ever and I definitely thank you.
Again. Thanks. I tried.
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