i dont care how rich you are. Mega mtv star but hitting on my girlfriend by smearing mayonaise on her face isnt cool. You and your "mates" (who dont tip worth a shit either like you) thought it was funny. The guitar player tried to feel up my manager with his cane. Is that the new douchebag essential a cane? even though your not injured?
Dudes i used to be a fan and sadly now i think you are a bunch of spoiled rich kids with put on rock star faces. Cant fool all of the fools all of the time. And oh yeah tall doofus (drummer?) i dropped your garlic toast and you ate it sucker.
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