How many times must I tell you, "this is my fucking house, I can lite up when I want!" Are you fucking dense or what? Your not going to get a contact high and your not going to feel the effects unless YOU actually smoke. Seriously, I think you need to mellow out and take a puff, or two, you know it might just do the trick. Man, your way too uptight. Next time you bitch about it I'm going to exhale a hefty plume in your face.
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