If you are the parent who DOESN'T has your children cover their coughs in public, please leave your sick and contagious kids at home you fucking chickenshit anus.
You shouldn't have even have them if you aren't going to do your job. What the fuck? And then touching everything in sight and contaminating everything ? leave the little shitstainer with another adult.
Also, is your fucktrophy having a meltdown in public? Take it outside or back to the car, no one wants to see your weak attempts of controlling your mini versions of yourselves as I try to skirt around you and finish my shit.
Yes, I mean mug you and your kids. And yes I will kick your ass in front of said kids. Assholes!
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