My "manly" nephew sent the whole family an e-mail today with a picture of his newly groomed dog. The little tyke is all white and fluffy and may weigh five pounds. It's a piss poor excuse for a dog but he says it is his dream doggie. For heaven's sakes man-up and get a real dog like a German Shepard or a retriever. Nobody needs a foo foo dog.
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